The Lodge of Heavy Leisure

23 Argyll RoadView on map

About the hotel

Prime Location near Beaches

Modern Amenities

Relaxing Sauna Experience

Experience seaside luxury at Deus Ex Machina Hotel in Bournemouth. Featuring modern amenities, a prime beachside location, and a relaxing sauna, this non-smoking property is the perfect choice for your coastal getaway. Book now for an unforgettable stay!

Facilities

  • Free WiFi
  • Parking
  • Free Parking
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Air conditioning
  • Restaurant
  • Heating
  • Family rooms
  • Pets allowed
  • Bar
  • Non-smoking throughout
  • Private parking
  • Wine/champagne
  • Outdoor fireplace
  • Beach
  • Guest rooms disinfected between stays
  • Cleaning standards that are effective against Coronavirus
  • Cashless payment available
  • Fire extinguishers
  • First aid kit available
  • Sanitized tableware & silverware
  • Smoke alarms
  • Key access
  • CCTV outside property
  • CCTV in common areas
  • Security alarm
  • Themed dinner nights
  • Happy hour

Check-in and check-out

Check-out
until 10:30

Guest reviews

9.3

Exceptional

Average from 331 reviews

  • KarenUnited Kingdom · Couple
    8

    Would of been perfect if it hadn’t been for the early wake up call

    Liked: Lovely quirky hotel very relaxed atmosphere

    Disliked: The extractor fans outside our bedroom window woke us up so loud!!

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  • AndrewUnited Kingdom · Couple
    10

    We absolutely loved it and will be heading back

    Liked: Great place, amazing staff

    Disliked: Coffee facilities not in the room

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  • RominaMonaco · Couple
    6

    Happy with the room and staff but very expensive with unexpected high dog charges

    Liked: Location and the bedroom was very nice

    Disliked: I was charged 50 pound for dog stay a little 5 kg dogs not even in 5 stars hotel around Europe I have been charged so much. ⅓ of the cost of the room added to the bill. It should be clearly stated on the booking description

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  • sarahUnited Kingdom · Couple
    10

    Liked: The location was perfect for o2 academy. The room we stayed in was lovely. Spacious and the extra touches of coffee and tea station was cute. Breakfast was served till 12pm as well!!

    Disliked: Nothing. Would definitely recommend and stay again.

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  • DaleUnited Kingdom
    10

    Vibe

    Liked: Great venue and vibe Room 3 was awesome for a large family of 4 and dog

    Disliked: Feel Facilities Quality of bed

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  • KerrinUnited Kingdom
    10

    Welcoming staff and a smart hotel

    Liked: The breakfast was delicious and beautifully presented. There was a good selection of options on the menu.

    Disliked: I really could not think of anything I did not like.

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Reviews in English from guests who stayed at the hotel, provided by our booking partner.

Good to know

The restaurant will be closed at 3pm Monday-Wednesday.This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties.

A deposit may be required at the property.

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure compared with other hotels in Bournemouth

Based on guest scores and reviews for 200 places to stay in Bournemouth. Distances as the crow flies.

by guest reviews in Bournemouth
48th of 200
its score; the average in Bournemouth is 8.8
9.3
guest reviews
331
from the centre of Bournemouth
2.8 km

What’s near The Lodge of Heavy Leisure

Distances from the hotel as the crow flies.

  • Bournemouth Airport (BOH) 6.2 km

Frequently asked questions about The Lodge of Heavy Leisure

What are the check-in and check-out times at The Lodge of Heavy Leisure?

Check-out is until 10:30.

Does The Lodge of Heavy Leisure have parking?

According to the hotel: parking, free parking, private parking. Ask the hotel whether you need to book it and whether there is a charge.

Are pets allowed at The Lodge of Heavy Leisure?

Yes: pets allowed. Let the hotel know when you book in case there is a supplement or a size limit.

How far is The Lodge of Heavy Leisure from the centre of Bournemouth?

About 2.8 km from the centre of Bournemouth, as the crow flies.